What time was it?

A quarter to three.

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What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

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What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!