What time was it?

A quarter to three.

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What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

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Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!