What time was it?

A quarter to three.

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What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

Who was the dankest dictator of all time?

LMao Zedong

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Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument?

A double quarter pounder with cheese.