How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

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Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

What's the deal with black people?

They're not black, and they're not people!

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Who's there ! Amahl ! Amahl who ?

Amahl shook up !

Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.

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How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

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What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

How do epileptics keep fit?

With strobe lights.