What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...