Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

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What did the pirate Louis Riel say to the villagers?

Yarrrrrrr Metis!

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.