What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

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Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

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Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

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What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

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Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

What did the black guy see when he went down the roller coaster?

His upper lip.