What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

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How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

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How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

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What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.