What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

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Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

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Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

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How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR