What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!"

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Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

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What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

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What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!

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How do you separate Greek men from Greek boys?

With a crowbar.

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind