Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

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Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

What does Tupak Shakur have in common with Lethal Weapon 4?

Both were shot in Vegas

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Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

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Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a .

How is Daniel Craig a policeman?

He is in Spectre (Inspector)