What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

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Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ?

Camalot is where King Arthur lived !

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm !

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What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.