What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

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What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

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Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.