What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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Who was the first mathematician?

A concave man

What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

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What does a mathematician do when he gets a constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil