What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

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What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

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How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

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They prefer fur mats.

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.