What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What does a mathematician do when he gets a constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.