What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

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What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out