How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

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What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!