Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

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What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

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What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

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Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

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Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

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When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity