Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

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When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

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What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

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What sound does a doorbell make in China?

ping pong.

What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China?

Wonton-amo Bay