How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

How does a blonde high-five?

She smacks herself in the forehead.

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!