How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

What do you call an epic space opera set during the Russian Revolution?

Tsar Wars

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

How does a blonde high-5?

A: She smacks herself in the forehead.