What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

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What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

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How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

A: It is the one with the kickstand.

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

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What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.