What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

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What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

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What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair