What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

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What's a machinists favorite song?

Turn Down for What!

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

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Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

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Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party?

She had to go t'work instead.

Why did Gigi leave the party angrily?

Because she's Hadid.

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Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

What do you call a vegetable that's only kinda cool?

Radish