What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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What do you call a American football team full of retards?

Special teams

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

What the hell was that?

What the hell was that What the hell was that " (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)

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Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

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Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

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What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )