What flies through the jungle singing opera ?

The parrots of Penzance !

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What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

What is smaller than a teeny weenie fly?

A fly's teeny weenie.

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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.