Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

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What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

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Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.