What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long?

Nuttin'

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Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer?

To make it Fall.

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

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Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

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What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long?

Nuttin'