What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

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What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

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What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

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How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

JSON

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden