What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods