Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

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What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

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Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

Why do hipsters love 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'?

because it was the first Indie film.

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Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

Where do admins go for summer break?

Banned camp.

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What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks