Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

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I'd like a Corona, please.

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They were too far out.

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He drank coffee before it was cool.

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What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

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They have turtlenecks

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.