What was the pig when he got laryngitis...?

He was dis-gruntled!

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What do you call a pig in a steel foundry?

A pig pig.

What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

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What was the pig when he got laryngitis...?

He was dis-gruntled!

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u