How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

Why did the chicken get a strike?

Because it was a fowl.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Where do psychics go to dance?

The crystal ball

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

Christmas Party Jokes More Christmas Party Jokes

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !