How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

Christmas Party Jokes More Christmas Party Jokes

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!