Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

eFISHancy!

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What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

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What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.