What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.