What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

How do rabbits get to work?

By rabbit transit!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ?

Robert E Flea !

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

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What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.