What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

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Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

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What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.