What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

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What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

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What's a desert's favorite song?

Darude-Sandstorm

What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert?

Darude Sandstorm.

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What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.