How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

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Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

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How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold."

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

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What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...