How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

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Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

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What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.