How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

What do black people and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.