How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What's an archeologist?

A: Someone whose career is in ruins.

What's an archaeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.