How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

They have the best schools for it.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins