Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

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Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

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Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.