Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America
Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
A broad abroad on a board aboard.
You're running but don't know where to.
A virgin
Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)
Minnesota.
Because it's the first date.
Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.
Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S
Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.
They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.
