A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.
Fancy a bite
Look out for the mice!
None, he lets the knives do the work
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
a soviet
Because he drank it before it was cool.
Her anti-depressants.
