What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

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What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

Why is glue white?

If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.

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Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

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What is stronger than Ronda Rousey?

Her anti-depressants.

What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.