What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.