What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a russian tree?

Dimitree

What do you call a Russian man with three testicles?

Mr. Whodyounickabollockov

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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