What would a depressed Abraham Lincoln do?

Slit the writ of habeas corpus.

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What do emos say at good parties?

It slit.

What would a depressed Abraham Lincoln do?

Slit the writ of habeas corpus.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!