Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

What's a ghost's favorite type of car?

A Booghati

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

Parking Lot Jokes More Parking Lot Jokes

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.