Slit Jokes

What do emos say at good parties?

It slit.

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What would a depressed Abraham Lincoln do?

Slit the writ of habeas corpus.

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Abraham Lincoln Jokes More Abraham Lincoln Jokes

What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

Conduct Jokes More Conduct Jokes

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!"

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

Emos Jokes More Emos Jokes

What do emos say at good parties?

It slit.

Where do emos get their gaming gear?

Razer.