What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who run the world?

Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.

Why are white girls always tired?

Because they've literally been running around all day

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.