What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Why don't White Elephants run?

because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

How does clickbait work?

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