scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.
Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!
Scream of mushroom !
Cancer. :(
Wine gets better as it gets older
Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.
Auschwitz
That's the end of me!"
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
