What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

Quicksand Jokes More Quicksand Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

Pharmacist Jokes More Pharmacist Jokes

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

Prescription Jokes More Prescription Jokes

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

Counter Jokes More Counter Jokes

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.