What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

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What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

Quicksand Jokes More Quicksand Jokes

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

What do you call four matadors in quicksand?

A: Quatro sinko.

Pharmacist Jokes More Pharmacist Jokes

Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

Prescription Jokes More Prescription Jokes

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

Counter Jokes More Counter Jokes

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*