Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Who takes over when the Ultrasound man is on leave?

The Hip Replacement Guy.

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?