Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

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Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.