Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

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Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses