Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

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What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

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What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.