Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.
If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.
Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March
So that deaf people could enjoy them too.
A sphinxter.
Because she had no arms
She was on fire.
A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.
They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.
