What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

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Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.