What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Raft Jokes More Raft Jokes

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.