What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

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How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

Why don't I have a record deal?

Then I take them out and I know why.

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What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

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What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"