Namast (nah-ima-stay)
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He was far out man. --
Take your combat boot off his head.
You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.
He was too far out.
Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.
He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.
You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.
Namaste.
Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.
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Fire.
The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks
Put it under the soap.
Namaste
He's still there.
A Hippie-crite.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
Because they're always high and outside.
It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.
So blind people can hate them to
Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.
So blind people can hate hippies too.
Yours.
They are still there.
Because the material is so groovy.
Nah, I'm-a stay.
Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)
So blind people can hate them, too.
Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss
A square dance.
Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.
Cause it's far out, man
Pay for the pizza and close the door.
Because it was Far Out!
It's groovy!
Mello Yellow
He was way to high, man.
Burning ham!
They both hate the government.
I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.
Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.
Hey dude, you're outta sight!
They're all, like, equal to me...
He liked cold cash.
Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot
Namaste (better to say it aloud)
Because money doesn't grow on trees.
I already know that
Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."
He was too far out, man.
I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.
Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car
I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."
A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.
A far out man
Because he was too far out man.
They both watch whales.
Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
That was a cloche call!"
My <BODY> is ready. What did the browser answer Please give me <HEAD> first.
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
A: None They don't make Pampers small enough.
Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.
Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)
