Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

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Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

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Whats Black and never works?

Decaffeinated coffee, ya racist.

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.