Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

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Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.