What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

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What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!