What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

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What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

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Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

Why are chickens never virgins?

A: Because when they're born they get laid.

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What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!