What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

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What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

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How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.