Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.

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Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.