Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

Car Accident Jokes More Car Accident Jokes

Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car