How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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How many nuns were at the library?

Absolutely nun

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

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How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.