How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

What do you call a nun that is going for a walk?

A roamin catholic

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How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

What can save a dying blonde?

A: Hair transplants.

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.