How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What do you call a nun that is lost?

A Roamin' Catholic

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

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What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !