It could be your car
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
I'm really sodie pop.
Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense
A laughing cow. Ahahahahahahahamoo.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
The thief was spending less then his wife.
Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE
A nun in a car accident.
