Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

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Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

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What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

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How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

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How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE