Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

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Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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What will never be read in braille?

Do not touch.

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.