Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

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Whats your name?

Whats the color of the sky ... Me: whats your name You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky You:blue Me:whats my name Now put it all together.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

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What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

What's your ringtone?

That's nice. Mine's a light shade of brown.